Zip

2011-2024

Tyson’s sidekick Zip crossed the rainbow bridge on Wednesday, December 11, 2024.

He thoroughly enjoyed his career at Tyson, ensuring everyone was escorted to HQ safely and monitored regularly throughout the workday. What many don't know about his work here is that he conducted two long-term research projects. First, he studied the car-exiting behavior of Tyson users during his greeting duties. He found a lot of variation in behavior, and detected a strong feminine energy overall. Second, he studied interpersonal variability in human arm pit scents. Although he collected a large dataset here, he wasn't able to conduct any official analyses. However, he did report to me that he recognized stronger scents during the summer months, which was his favorite season, in part because of this trend. Sadly, he never realized his goal of having a complete fleet of Subarus, but I promised him I would work on this.

Thank you, Tyson family, for loving our boy. He will be forever missed.